Humor Writing
Points in Case
Wow, Princeton University? You know, some people call me the Prince of Newark. Man, we’re basically the same person. Your profile also says you’re studying for the bar. I could help you out with that. I know some bomb drink recipes. Jagerbomb, Irish Car Bomb, Sake Bomb. You name it, I’ve bombed it.
Don’t think of me as your Boss, just think of me as your normal cool friend who also happens to be the Creator of Heaven and Earth. I commute to work every day—just like any of you—by soaring across the infinite expanse of time and space. And the traffic! Am I right? Just a regular guy, up in the sky. Big G-man, comin’ atcha.
The Boss Baby: Family Business
The baby, it enrages me. 9/10
Slackjaw
Yo what’s up, I’m Blake. Welcome to Hype House. We’re a group of chill TikTok creators living in a mansion haunted by malevolent entities determined to drive us to madness before they claim our souls forever. Let’s get the tour started!
Write what you know. Ideally, you know fish. If your novel is not about fish, you have already lost me.
1. Hi :) Yes, definitely still available.
Robot Butt
Fans of our world-famous Sugardaddy’s Seafood Buffet will be glad to hear that it remains open for business.